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oh, aha, geometrictroops
I’m trying to collect all of the fake mgmt quotes for future utilization. lol
"One time I was about to get on the tour bus after a concert, but there was this chick with a laptop out having fucking cam sex in the parking lot! She told me her name was Cece and asked if I wanted to join her… I called security instead."
— Ben Goldwasser (via fromoakintocedar)
"Yeah, once we went on this website tumblr. And all of the girls were super awesome and hott and awesome and I have this evil plan of making up a fake tumblr, and finding out which ones are going to our show, then making out and having a hot 5-some with each one of them and cuddling with them. And making out more. And cuddling more. And making out. But cuddling mostly. Lots of cuddling."
— All MGMT members. (via spaceinthespaceship)
"I saw Andrew Vanywngarden wearing army pants and flip flops, so I bought army pants and flip flops."
— Matt Asti (via hippieinaspacesuit)
"I wish all those fucked up fans would just die, we’ll just start playing Beatles covers for elderly people instead"
— Andrew VanWyngarden, he can’t take it anymore (via stefan823)
"Some of our fans are really uncomfortable to be around. These 20 year old guys who date underaged and hang out online all day with 15 year olds…it’s weird. I mean, I’m glad they like our music but…just no."
— Andrew VanWyngarden (via iamladydadasnightmare)
"Yeah, at one point in my life I liked girls, but then we went on tour…and things change when you spend that much time in a confined space with such good looking men."
— Will Berman on touring with MGMT in 2010 (via iamladydadasnightmare)
"The best part of our job is the random sex in public bathrooms with 20 year old Dutch guys."
— James Richardson on his career. (via iamladydadasnightmare)
"Yeah then one time a bunch of crazed fans went on a blog site..tumblo? Or something. Idunno. And started posting all these fake quotes about us. We laughed."
— Andrew VanWyngarden (via gluemonster)